Best Poem of 2k15!!!!

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Hey m8,

it would be gr8

if you wouldn’t h8

and begin to appreci8.

I’m startin off with a clean sl8

so leave it to f8

like opening a tf2 cr8.

Im like a fisherman throwin b8.

All the girls I do d8.

Really, though, it’s all in the g8.

Yeah, I stay up real l8.

Sometimes even till 8

I like to sk8

but people laugh at my w8.

To you I dict8

cuz I know you can rel8,

I’m not really very sed8.

My house also has gr8 real est8

(It’s in upst8)

If you need this in French I can transl8,

but French I really do h8

cuz you have to conjug8.

I like riding on the interst8,

but my tires usually defl8,

yet like Magellan I can circumnavig8.

About this poem though, no need to r8.

But let me tell you str8

I’m out of rhymes

so, like, this is the end of the poem...

BYE!

-Mr. Swag